thorsicle:

freckles-and-ferns:

thorsicle:

oedipus came in and out of the same vagina

motherfucker

yeah essentially

akatriel-rowanborn:

normanbecile:

bbcsherlockian:

superwholockfangirl:

bbcsherlockian:

it will forever annoy me that the dash is slightly off centre

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MENTION THAT NOW I’M EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE

GODDAMNIT

sourwolf-loki-destiel-221b:

chase2hoop:

cadantinecasualty:

pilgrimkitty:

awesomephilia:

what the fuck (via)

THIS IS NOT OKAY.  THIS IS NOT OKAY.  THIS IS NOT OKAY.

No but that’s illegal.

That is actually illegal.

What the hell.

That’s what we do in America. WE ARE SO TERRIBLE WE LITERALLY KILL KITTENS!

Using a gun in front of kids, killing innocent animals - dude should be sent to a labor camp for the rest of his life.

lorassed:

why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong

pangurbanthewhite:

glameater:

Please guys, help us spreading this message!

Huh. I actually read this in the newspaper today.

kiichu:

thetanglebuddy:

Buttercup: Susan B. Anthony didn’t want any special treatment.

Bubbles: she demanded that he be sent to jail like any other man.

Blossom: And that’s exactly what we’re going to do to you!

The Powerpuff Girls give you an idea of what feminism is really about.

THANK

thefemcritique:

Samantha Bee FTW

a-n-g-e-l-e-n-e:

danglingthpider:

cclarissaa:

ungracefullys:

frails:

fuck I want this

THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE

My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…

you could have some epic Jedi battles with those

actually the best

caboodledoodle:

ai-yo:

thegoddamazon:

logic-and-art:

thatpointlessidiot:

krudman:

I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.”

NOPE. IT’S REAL.

AND IT GOT WORSE:

WHAT.

I want everyone to think long and hard on this information.

This means that you are not buying your games.  You are paying 60+ dollars to rent the games from Microsoft, and they can take their game back whenever they feel like it.

You will not own your game.  You will not own your console.  Essentially, Microsoft is saying “We can disable your games and cut you off from accessing your console whenever we choose to.”  Because a ban that locks your XBox Live account means that you will be locked out from all non-game functionality of the system, and by revoking your ‘licenses’ on all your games associated with your account, they can then disable each and every game you own for the system.  Leaving you with a five hundred dollar cable receiver.  Or, in the case of most users of the console, a five hundred dollar paperweight.

All because you accidentally walked into some online glitch and the rest of the players rage-report you for cheating.

This is unacceptable.  Buy any console but an XBox One.  Do not support Microsoft’s sudden belief that they own everything despite our purchase of it, and we have to prove we’re worthy of being shared with by paying exorbitant fees and jumping through constant hoops and hoping someone doesn’t report us for cheating because we made them mad in an online game.

Tell Microsoft ‘No,’ and do not give them your hard-earned money for what amounts to a video game subscription service with a $500 starting fee and $60+ dollar purchases.

Signal boost

It’s like they love shooting themselves in the dick.

This only solidifies my theory on Nintendo and PlayStation hypnotizing them

Wow, this really gets just better and better. - Are they deliberately TRYING to commit corporate suicide?

archangel-bonding:

lulz-time:

alangwiggy:

This act of bravery and sacrifice should get like an academy award or something

toblog-or-nottoblog:

Available as a print:http://society6.com/SophiesCorner/Falling-from-Grace-7dy_Print

thescienceofjohnlock:

That gag reel was pure gold.